Who is the insider? Is it a Melbourne player, a member of the coaching staff or someone from admin? Or is it a combination of all? Regardless, the insider will give Melbourne supporters a light-hearted look at the goings on at the club.
Stick to your day job Brad
Maybe he’s pretty chuffed after a cracking performance against Essendon last round, but Brad Green’s singing in the shower is getting worse. He’s a terrible singer and when he belts out ‘Ridin’ Solo’ by Jason Derulo at the top of his lungs, it’s not great. Some of the players are claiming he has the worst voice at the club!
Liam takes a plunge
Liam Jurrah has taken to the plunge pool in the new AAMI Park facilities like a duck to water. In fact, he has been doing massive bombs in the pool and splashing everyone! The boys love it and it’s great to see ‘LJ’ really coming out of his shell.
Beefcake Chip
What about big James ‘Chip’ Frawley! He’s really smashing some weights in the gym at the moment. He’s doing so many bicep curls at the moment. But what about his neck? It’s so thick now, it’s like a tree trunk has now replaced his neck!
Tailgate
And Who thought it would be funny tailgating his Demon teammate into the AAMI Park car park during the week? Hmm …
Luxurious Corolla for sale
That’s right folks! The Demon car is for sale. That’s right the 1990 Toyota Corola, driven by all of the players, is on the market. The first offer over the reserve prices will be the lucky, happy buyer!
Stick to your day job Brad
Maybe he’s pretty chuffed after a cracking performance against Essendon last round, but Brad Green’s singing in the shower is getting worse. He’s a terrible singer and when he belts out ‘Ridin’ Solo’ by Jason Derulo at the top of his lungs, it’s not great. Some of the players are claiming he has the worst voice at the club!
Liam takes a plunge
Liam Jurrah has taken to the plunge pool in the new AAMI Park facilities like a duck to water. In fact, he has been doing massive bombs in the pool and splashing everyone! The boys love it and it’s great to see ‘LJ’ really coming out of his shell.
Beefcake Chip
What about big James ‘Chip’ Frawley! He’s really smashing some weights in the gym at the moment. He’s doing so many bicep curls at the moment. But what about his neck? It’s so thick now, it’s like a tree trunk has now replaced his neck!
Tailgate
And Who thought it would be funny tailgating his Demon teammate into the AAMI Park car park during the week? Hmm …
Luxurious Corolla for sale
That’s right folks! The Demon car is for sale. That’s right the 1990 Toyota Corola, driven by all of the players, is on the market. The first offer over the reserve prices will be the lucky, happy buyer!
